August 19, 2023

moa-broke-me:

albatross-the-pen-chewer:

sorry-im-a-terminalidiot:

ripempezardexerox:

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August 19, 2023

souvlakigf:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

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August 19, 2023

furiousfinnstan:

@stvksn on ig

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August 19, 2023

rip-gloss:

haters will hate me for my dislikable qualities

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August 19, 2023

pdalicedraws:

Digital art. Ballister from the movie Nimona talks to Ballister from the comic Nimona. Movie Ballister,wearing his armour and looking distressed, says “you robbed a bank?!”. Comic Ballister, also in armour but with a cloak, rolls his eyes and says “calm down, we needed the funds.”ALT
The two Ballisters now sit at a table together. Movie Ballister adjusts his reading glasses while peering at Comic Ballister’s golden prosthetic arm. Movie Ballister asks “it looks so simple; how do you have such good articulation?” Comic Ballister replies “Improved it recently with some magitech.” “Magitech?!” “Working with a friend on it, it’s her area.” “Please introduce me.” Large text behind the two of them reads “NERD ZONE”ALT
Two Nimonas, the one from the movie and the one from the comic, point at each other excitedly yelling “yoooooo” in a manner reminiscent of the Spider-Man Pointing meme.ALT
Three images of pink animals playing. At the top of the image is the text “casual tussling to stave off growing discomfort”. The two Nimonas can be told apart by the movie Nimona being a lighter pink and the comic Nimona being a darker, orangier one. As crows tussling in the air, a label pointing to movie Nimona reads “suicidal breakdown” and one pointing to comic Nimona reads “homicidal breakdown”. As cats, movie Nimona, who is fluffier, is labeled “never met someone like her before; way too psyched about it”. Comic Nimona, a sleeker cat, is labeled “lingering trauma about a second her after what happened last time.” As lizards wrestling, movie Nimona is labeled “talks a big game about murder” and comic Nimona is labeled “actually kills people.”ALT
Movie Ambrosius, furious, shoves comic Ambrosius back against a wall by an arm across his chest. He exclaims “you fucking WHAT?”ALT
Movie Ambrosius and comic Ambrosius sit at a bar together but a decent space apart, both holding beers. Comic Ambrosius’s crutch leans against the bar beside him. Movie Ambrosius is slumped forward looking exasperated and tired, while comic Ambrosius is more dryly amused. Their conversation is as follows. Movie Ambrosius: “so you’re NOT Gloreth’s line?” Comic Ambrosius: “Nope.” Movie: “You look more like her than I do.” Comic: “Pitiful little orphan, I promise.” Movie: “I can’t even imagine who I’d be without that legacy on my head.” Comic: “Me?” Movie: “I… don’t think so, actually.”ALT

I’m sure 500 people have done this but I wanted to have a go too. Initial->eventual reactions to doppelgängers…

Bonuses:

Dr Meredith Blitzmeyer poses in front of a starburst pattern, fist-pumping and beaming, looking very proud of herself. Text beside her reads “multiverse shenanigans: probably her fault.”ALT
The two Ballisters examine a beaker full of lime green fluid comic Ballister is holding, both wearing gloves and goggles. Movie Ambrosius, exasperated, says “How come you two get to hang out doing hot nerd stuff while I’m stuck with the evil twink?” Comic Ballister entirely calmly replies “he’s not evil, just an idiot.”ALT

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August 19, 2023

pinktinselmonstrosity:

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August 19, 2023

ink-the-artist:

ink-the-artist:

burntmetalbastard:

ink-the-artist:

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

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August 19, 2023

unbearable-swagger:

I will be like “I’m fine” and then another fucking event will occur

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August 19, 2023

cykelops:

me: wish games had choices that actually mattered

me when games have choices that actually matter:

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August 18, 2023

brightlotusmoon:

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ejacutastic:

her storytelling skills are killing me

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August 18, 2023
Hunter Biden Takes Legal Action Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

sleepyleftistdemon:

A lawyer for Hunter Biden has sent a letter to the Office of Congressional Ethics requesting action against Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene for her inappropriate actions at a congressional hearing last week.

Greene held up poster-size prints of Hunter Biden’s nude photos, which were taken off his laptop at a hearing on Wednesday. The Republican Congresswoman did so with no intention to shed light on a subject that the hearing was concerned with, but to continue the ridiculous Republican attacks on the President’s son.

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August 18, 2023

onconstellationstreetmp3:

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August 18, 2023

junk-thunder:

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I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but I’m thankful for it every single day

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August 18, 2023

Anonymous asked:

Gideon bench pressing Harrow?

herbgerblin:

herbgerblin:

I imagine Gideon not even breaking a sweat, it’s a light workout

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ID: Digital Art of Gideon bench pressing Harrowhark. Gideon is a teenage girl with brown skin, short bright red hair, golden eyes, and a muscular build. She wears a dark grey shirt and black striped workout shorts. She is laying back on a workout bench. Harrowhark is a teenage girl with brown skin, wispy black shoulder-length hair, grey eyes, and a thin build. She is wearing a long-sleeved, grey shirt with ribcage-like decoration. She also wears dark grey trousers and black, knee-high boots. She is blushing and crosses her arms while Gideon lifts her. End ID.

Anonymous said: Now do Harrow bench pressing Gideon?

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ID: Second image is digital art of Harrowhark laying on her back and using bone magic to hoist Gideon above her. Gideon glances down at Harris and mutters, “this is cheating and you know it.” Harris replies, “you started this drill activity and I simply acquiesced.” Third image is captioned “!Harrow vision!” as close up view of Harrow’s blushing face as a red line points directly from her eyes to Gideon’s butt. A caption next to the line reads, “hot butt in radar.” End iD

August 18, 2023

moringmark:

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